courtenay semel

Why would Lindsay Lohan ever date this ape of a character? Indeed, it's all speculation and Semel (Smell?)'s word against...well everyone elses. But I would think Lohan would have slightly better taste in women. Semel looks like the homeless lovechild of Sarah Silverman and a camel.

Poor thing. Guess she really needs to resort to beating her girlfriends and setting their hair on fire in order to keep them around.